Self-esteem, height and some weight, too

Hitler, Stalin, Mao.

Let me continue: Napoleon.

If these men had grown just 20 cm more, would they still have become dictators?

If a tall man appears somewhere, people are sure to notice him – even if just for a moment. With a little bit of luck and a mediocre gene pool, his days are like a playboy’s. Fucking asshole.

Men with low self esteem wish to compensate all the time. Their complexes don’t necessarily originate in their height, but it’s very probable that it defines their attitude. Short men are suspicious. It doesn’t surprise anyone when these men use immoral means in various situations, when they behave in a superior way or surround themselves with tacky status symbols. When he cuts in front of you while standing in line, he will go out of his way to prove he is right with no air of elegance or he will flash his smile at you from the front seat of an ugly sports car. It’s these times when you imagine patting his head and saying: Aww, poor thing. It’s not his fault. (If he hurts you, just tell him he’s short.)

There is one thing worse than short men with low self-esteem. Tall men with low self-esteem. He has everything to make a decent impression on you: himself and his height. And then what does he do? He makes you pay half of the bill.

Tall men’s advantage in life is the same as their disadvantage. The tragedy of midgets: their height. A tall man has everything going for him because of something he was born with, while a short man has to compensate all that by being kind, funny and rich. Annoying, right?

That’s exactly why we don’t see a lot of successful tall men. They’re not as driven, since they start their journey with a significant plus that not a lot of people have. Vantage-point. A lot of them take advantage of their height, thus getting stuck on the dumb-ass fuckface level. It’s a damn shame, coz I like them tall. I’ve no problem with short men who have high self-esteem, but they’re usually not rich enough and they have little money. Haha. I need my height. Such is life, others are vegetarian because they don’t like the taste of meat and I need my men to be tall because that’s what gets me off.

No worries, I’ll give women a slap, too. There are the obese women. You know, the type that thinks every woman thinner than her is an anorexic bitch, all men just want to fuck them and noone cares about her soul and thoughts. Come on!

You have to be generous. And not just with others.