I'm not a good person. At all. I would, however, like to seem like I am. I can trick quite a few people, but somehow every single time I speak well of myself, I slip and fall nose first in my own snot. I am vain and pusillanimous. A kamikaze combination, let me tell ya'. There are a lot of times when I would be happy to spit towards the sky and then stand under it. It might be better if more people hated me in a more honest way, it would definitely be better if I could hate more people in a more honest way.